Tuesday, December 18, 2012

You Might be an Infertile If… Round 2


10.  Your husband has ever threatened to wrap you in bubble wrap during the two week wait.

9.  You worry that your doctor will find out just how crazy you really are and can't blame the hormones!

8.  You’ve ever thought of taking Mucinex or cough syrup to try and get pregnant.

7.  When asked what the date was you mistakenly gave them the date of your next BETA.

6.  You have actually looked forward to getting a shot in the ass because you know it could help
      you get pregnant.

5.  You have “splurged” by drinking a caffeinated Diet Coke.

4.  You haven’t used birth control in over 5 years and are hoping to accidentally get pregnant.

3.  Having multiple people in the room while trying to get pregnant is no longer considered weird.

2.  For once in your life you are thankful you have a fat roll because it makes fertility injections a
     little easier…OK THAT IS THE ONLY TIME I AM THANKFUL FOR SOME FAT!!!

1.   You have actually had a conversation with your husband about the best way for you to get
      pregnant and it didn’t include actually having sex.

4 comments:

  1. Ha Ha Ha! # 3 is totally my favorite!

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  2. I absolutely love these! You make me smile!

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  3. I have to laugh, because I have totally tried Mucinex!

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