Tuesday, December 11, 2012

You Might be an Infertile if…

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an old comedy show with Jeff Foxworthy.  He has always been someone who can make me laugh.  His country twang, his delivery, his content; he just makes me laugh!  Maybe it’s those deep rooted redneck genes in me that can relate to his “You might be a redneck if…” bits.  Whatever the reason it really got me thinking about my struggles with infertility and how it could totally be a comedic set.  So for today’s enjoyment here is the first installment of  You might be an infertile if…

10.   You have ever seen your female reproductive organs on 32” Plasma screen.

9.     You can’t remember the last doctor’s appointment where you got to keep your pants on.

8.     You have Tweeted about where you are in your menstrual cycle. 

7.     You have ever had someone else shoot you up in a public place and it was perfectly legal. 

6.     You have spent more money on fertility treatments in the last two years than you have on all
        your vacations combined.

5.     You are baffled by the fact that people actually manage to get pregnant on their own.

4.     Instead of butter in your refrigerator door you have fertility medications and needles.

3.     Your infertility medical records are thicker than the last Harry Potter book.

2.     You’re at the doctor’s office so much you have your own monogrammed sheets.

1.     Getting pregnant doesn’t technically involve you having sex. 

6 comments:

  1. Ha Ha Ha! Love it!!!

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  2. Awesome, we haven't quite hit all of them (yet) but have hit the majority!

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  3. I think I have had most of these myself! :)

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  4. I just love these! You should do a series of them! Thanks for the laugh!!!

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  5. Bwahahahaha!!!! Love it!

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  6. Love these...made me laugh out loud!

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